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| My saviour! (apparently!) |
....minding my own business and sipping on my morning latte.
(Oh, by the way, $2 Express latte from Perk Up in Collins St is my quick fix of choice. Hot and ready to go when I get off the train or waiting for a tram! Good coffee for TWO DOLLARS!!!!)
Like I said, I was minding my own business and I hear this loud voice talking about dates.....and because I was minding my own business my mind kind of just thought it was a business person talking about dates for a meeting or something....
WRONG!
He was talking to ME!
It took me a few seconds to realise that he was telling me that he used to be really really short and that he ate a lot of dates and then he grew.
"Sorry mate, that's not going to help me," I told him.
"Yes it will!" he insisted, going off on a tangent about palm oil and dates and making people grow.
"This is genetic mate. Dates are not going to help."
He did keep insisting. I recognised that the poor dude possibly had some issues happening so I wasn't annoyed or anything but....you know.....in the middle of the city and peak hour in the morning.....it's kind of embarrassing when you have a lot of other people around listening in, not knowing where to look.
Thankfully the lights changed so I was able to shake him off by power walking across the road.
There you have it folks.....the answer to all my prayers have been in the Dried Fruits section in the supermarket all along!
Or......growing fresh in my back yard!
